Bhutan

As we hike and bike through the villages we're making lots of little friends

As we hike and bike through the villages we’re making lots of little friends

I’ve long heard Bhutan described as magical. Five days into our two-week journey here, I’m starting to believe it.

From the capital Thimphu we flew 35 minutes east to Bumthang (pronounced boom-tong, or something like that) into what seems the world’s smallest airport. We learned, in fact, that we were lucky to get in; because the airport has no radar, flights are canceled in case of bad weather which is apparently pretty common. When the planes are grounded, you drive some 11 hours through the mountains on terrible roads to get here. Instead we had a quick hop over the Himalayas that included a peak at Mt. Everest.

This old guy was tending his horses in what seemed like the middle of nowhere as we hiked by

This old guy was tending his horses in what seemed like the middle of nowhere as we hiked by

Our primary activities here have been hiking, biking, and eating, as will likely be the case throughout our stay in Bhutan. The lodge we’re staying in has five properties in the central and western part of Bhutan, and we’re spending three days in each of the last four. They suggest lots of great hikes in varying degrees of difficulty, and each evening to work with a guide to plan the next day’s activities. Particularly appealing to me is that in many cases they suggest driving to the start of a trail – they drive you, of course – doing a great hike, and then biking back to the lodge. Can it get any better than that?

When we arrived in Bumthang we had lunch and then decided to go for a bike ride. Ever since we did a day ride in Cambodia with a guide who complained that I was riding too fast – and who then got into the truck to just follow behind us – I’ve been somewhat leery of bike guides who don’t really want to bike. Would our guide grudgingly agree to bike with us, but not really want to go? I needn’t have worried. It turns out our driver doubles as our bike guide … and is Bhutan’s top bicycle racer. Seriously. The biggest race in the country is a 160-mile ride over four Himalayan passes from Bumthang to Thimphu, and he’s won the race two of the last three years (he rode injured last year and still came in third). Instead of a guide who complained I was going too fast, we were riding with a world class athlete!

Here I am having climbed to the top of Kikila Pass, 9,383 feet in the Himalayas. I was pretty pleased with myself, though our guide calls it a "small pass."

Here I am having climbed to the top of Kikila Pass, 9,383 feet in the Himalayas. I was pretty pleased with myself, though our guide calls it a “small pass.”

The view on the way down from Kikila Pass. Did I mention beautiful?

The view on the way down from Kikila Pass. Did I mention beautiful?

The food is worth noting, too. Given all the traveling we’ve done Mark & I are surprised to find a cuisine that is just utterly new to us, unlike anything we’ve found anywhere in the world. The mainstays of Bhutanese cuisine are hot chills and cheese. One dish we’ve had in two different places is pretty much just that: green chilies and local cheese, and it’s fantastic. They do a lot with buckwheat and make local wines out of all sorts of ingredients. The big surprise, though, is just how spicy hot the food can be. I think of spicy food as belonging in hot, tropical places like Thailand, India, or Mexico, where the heat of the food actually cools you down. Bhutan isn’t hot, but it sure has the spicy food.

Like I said, hiking, biking, and great food, surrounded by unmatched mountain beauty. Here are some of our favorite photos. Or more than a few, I guess.

As long as we're on the topic of food, one day's hike was to a farm house, where we sat on the floor and ate a great lunch of cheese, chili, butter tea, buckwheat pancakes, homemade butter, and lots of other stuff. Such a treat!

As long as we’re on the topic of food, one day’s hike was to a farm house, where we sat on the floor and ate a great lunch of cheese, chili, butter tea, buckwheat pancakes, homemade butter, and lots of other stuff. Such a treat!

Here's our cook, after clearing the table/floor, showing off her homemade wheat wine. Her grandfather used to cook for the king and she still uses some of the same recipes.

Here’s our cook, after clearing the table/floor, showing off her homemade wheat wine. Her grandfather used to cook for the king and she still uses some of the same recipes.

Yup, that's marijuana. Grows wild here. Our guide said they mix it into the food for pigs, who then just lie around, eat, sleep, and get fat. We should suggest this to our Iowa friends.

Yup, that’s marijuana. Grows wild here. Our guide said they mix it into the food for pigs, who then just lie around, eat, sleep, and get fat. We should suggest this to our Iowa friends.

The view from our lodge one morning

The view from our lodge one morning

And another view one evening

And another view one evening

This monastery where some famous Bhuddist master meditated in the 17th century, hanging off a cliff, was the destination for one of our hikes

This monastery where some famous Bhuddist master meditated in the 17th century, hanging off a cliff, was the destination for one of our hikes

Inside this … hut? cave? … is a monk who is meditating in isolation for the rest of his life. He entered it a few years ago, and communicates with the outside world only by leaving a note about his food needs in a slot that someone picks up. Otherwise he meditates and prays to make the world a better place for all sentient creatures. I think that's weird, but hey, maybe I'll end up doing that some day.

Inside this … hut? cave? … is a monk who is meditating in isolation for the rest of his life. He entered it a few years ago, and communicates with the outside world only by leaving a note about his food needs in a slot that someone picks up. Otherwise he meditates and prays to make the world a better place for all sentient creatures. I think that’s weird, but hey, maybe I’ll end up doing that some day.

Just a typical farm house we walked by one day. We've been surprised at how big and attractive many of the houses out here are.

Just a typical farm house we walked by one day. We’ve been surprised at how big and attractive many of the houses out here are.

Another beautiful home far away from everything

Another beautiful home far away from everything

The seventh century Jambay Temple, just two miles from our lodge. It is said to have been one of 108 temples built by a Tibetan king in a single day to pin an ogress down to earth forever.

The seventh century Jambay Temple, just two miles from our lodge. It is said to have been one of 108 temples built by a Tibetan king in a single day to pin an ogress down to earth forever.

More cute kids that greeted Mark on his ride past

More cute kids that greeted Mark on his ride past

Two brothers walking down a dirt road. The one on the left,  whose English was remarkably good, said he's 12 years old though he sure doesn't look it

Two brothers walking down a dirt road. The one on the left, whose English was remarkably good, said he’s 12 years old though he sure doesn’t look it

This suspension bridge connected us to a 400-year old trail that people used to go to a temple

This suspension bridge connected us to a 400-year old trail that people used to go to a temple

After taking that picture part way across we discovered that part of the bridge was missing. Thankfully, locals had "fixed" it.

After taking that picture part way across we discovered that part of the bridge was missing. Thankfully, locals had “fixed” it.

Another hike, another suspension bridge

Another hike, another suspension bridge

More happy biking

More happy biking

Beautiful mountain streams to cross

Beautiful mountain streams to cross

And finally, Bumthang's tiny airport terminal. I particularly loved the VIP lounge over on the right, just another room separated from the rest of the chairs. Because every terminal needs a lounge, right?

And finally, Bumthang’s tiny airport terminal. I particularly loved the VIP lounge over on the right, just another room separated from the rest of the chairs. Because every terminal needs a lounge, right?

Mark, on the way up to some temple outside of Thimphu whose name I've already forgotten. (There are a lot of temples in Bhutan, a lot.) His knee is still painful, but there's no indication he's doing any harm by being active so he's going to hike as much as he reasonably can.

Mark, on the way up to some temple outside of Thimphu whose name I’ve already forgotten. (There are a lot of temples in Bhutan, a lot.) His knee is still painful, but there’s no indication he’s doing any harm by being active so he’s going to hike as much as he reasonably can.

Now we’re getting adventurous. Bhutan – the Kingdom of Bhutan, to be precise – is one of the most remote places on earth. Nestled between China and India in the eastern Himalayas, Bhutan is a country of fewer than 800,000 people where by government decree 60 percent of the country must remain forested and more than 40 percent is designated as national park and reserves. It’s the last remaining Buddhist kingdom and only transitioned from an absolute monarchy to a constitutional monarchy in 2008 (a good year for politics overall). There are no traffic lights in the country, the sale of cigarettes is prohibited, the value of happiness is celebrated by measuring Gross National Happiness, low-end backpacker tourism is banned, and giant penises are painted on houses as symbols of fertility. What’s not to like about this place?

You see signs all over emphasizing happiness

You see signs all over emphasizing happiness

They tried traffic lights a few years ago but no one liked them. So they tore them down and returned to traffic cops like this guy at the busiest intersection in the country. In most intersections, though, happy drivers just let each other go through as necessary.

They tried traffic lights a few years ago but no one liked them. So they tore them down and returned to traffic cops like this guy at the busiest intersection in the country. In most intersections, though, happy drivers just let each other go through as necessary.

One of the key reasons Bhutan is so remote is that the Bhutanese government wants it that way. Their official tourism policy is “High Value, Low Impact”; in other words they prefer a small number of rich people to having a bunch of low-spending backpackers traipsing through the country. How do they implement that policy? To get a visa to enter the country, you must book a complete tour – not necessarily a group tour, but a tour where all accommodations, meals, and travel, along with a guide for the entire trip – is covered. And to keep out the riffraff, there is a minimum charge of $310 per night per person for a couple like me and Mark. (By “like me and Mark,” I mean two people traveling together, not gay travelers. For groups of three or more the per night, per person charge is a mere $250.) Note that those charges are the minimum; you can always pay more if you want.

So here we are, our 36th country in the two-plus years we’ve been on this adventure, and overall my 84th country (Mark’s 87th). We spent two nights in Thimphu, the tiny capital city. Amusingly, our lodge was immediately next door to a gated, walled, secure compound where the retired ex-king’s four wives live. So much to untangle in those last few words! Here’s what I know. Jigme Singye Wangchuck was the fourth king of Bhutan, ruling from 1972 until 2006. In that year he abdicated in favor of his son, the current king. So there is both a king and a former king. (I assumed the former king retired because he was so old, but I was wrong. Jigme was born four weeks after I was so he retired at the age of 50, which seems kind of young to walk away from the crown.) While the current king has merely one wife, the former king is married to four women … all of whom are sisters … whose brother was prime minister under the former king … and all of whom live in a compound several miles from the retired king.

Wouldn’t you love to see a reality show with that as the premise??

So that’s the start of our two-week Bhutan adventure. After two nights in Thimphu we’re making four three night stops in other parts of the country. Then, having run out of money, we’re leaving. We expect to hike, hike, and hike some more. Stay tuned.

Jim hiking

Jim hiking

Mark hiking. You'll notice the "Use Me" trash can to his left. There were lots of those all along the trail and there was, as far as I could tell, no litter on the trail. None. Interestingly, I also noticed (before I'd learned of the ban on cigarettes) that there are no cigarette butts on the sidewalks or streets of Thimphu. It's a remarkable and beautiful thing to see.

Mark hiking. You’ll notice the “Use Me” trash can to his left. There were lots of those all along the trail and there was, as far as I could tell, no litter on the trail. None. Interestingly, I also noticed (before I’d learned of the ban on cigarettes) that there are no cigarette butts on the sidewalks or streets of Thimphu. It’s a remarkable and beautiful thing to see.

Mark climbing, climbing, climbing

Mark climbing, climbing, climbing

The view

The view

Archery is Bhutan's national sport, and I spent 15 minutes on one walk through town watching a bunch of guys practice at the national archery stadium. I was stunned by the distance they were shooting; the target had to be 100 yards or more away. As for the attire, that's the traditional Bhutan dress and it's worn by lots and lots of people everywhere (while lots of other people wear western clothes). A sign at the entrance to the archery stadium says that as archery is the national sport, you must wear the national dress to practice here.

Archery is Bhutan’s national sport, and I spent 15 minutes on one walk through town watching a bunch of guys practice at the national archery stadium. I was stunned by the distance they were shooting; the target had to be 100 yards or more away. As for the attire, that’s the traditional Bhutan dress and it’s worn by lots and lots of people everywhere (while lots of other people wear western clothes). A sign at the entrance to the archery stadium says that as archery is the national sport, you must wear the national dress to practice here.

And here it is, the entrance to the home of the four sisters who are married to one former king. Must be some interesting dynamics in there.

And here it is, the entrance to the home of the four sisters who are married to one former king. Must be some interesting dynamics in there.