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There it is – the very spot that looks down into the cave where Christ was born. Maybe.

If ever there was a place to learn to hate packaged tour hordes (pronunciation of the “d” is optional), Bethlehem is it. I shudder to think what the place is like around Christmas time.

As you may have heard, Bethlehem – just six miles south of Jerusalem – is reputed to be the birthplace of Jesus. To get there we took a bus from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, then another bus into the West Bank. Then an entertaining walk through the Old Town’s souk to our hotel right near Manger Square. The main business in Bethlehem, not surprisingly, is tourism. Lots and lots of tourists clumped together, clogging the streets and restaurants and everything else.

To give a sense of the packaged nature of tourism there, when I went down to breakfast in our hotel the first morning it seemed as though every single table was reserved for one tour group or another. I asked where I could sit and the staff person asked what group I was with. He looked genuinely surprised and even puzzled when I said that we were not with a group. So he sat me at the staff table. Same thing second morning; they really didn’t have any concept of independent travelers coming down to breakfast. Strange.

Here I am in Manger Square outside the St. George Restaurant. We stopped for coffee one afternoon but the restaurant part was set up for huge tour groups so we passed on the chance to have dinner there.

There’s really only one thing to do in Bethlehem and that’s go to the UNESCO World Heritage-listed Church of the Nativity. It was a bit of an underwhelming experience for me, but in large part I’m sure that’s just because I’m a non-believer. If I really believed that God’s son had experienced His earthly birth here I would have been more impressed. According to legend, St. Helen, mother of Emperor Constantine who made Christianity the official church of the Roman Empire, came here in the early fourth century, identified the cave where Mary had given birth, and had a church built on the very spot. After a sixth century fire largely destroyed the church Emperor Justinian had the current church built. Accordingly, the Church of the Nativity is the oldest Christian church in the world under continuous, daily use. That’s the kind of thing that impresses me.

Unfortunately, for me the most memorable thing was the horrible line to get up to the Holy Birthplace. When we went to the church on our first day in Bethlehem it seemed as though it would take forever to get through the line so we just left. We came back a few hours later, hoping that late in the day the line would be shorter but no such luck. Early the next morning the line was a lot shorter, but even then the process was just horrible. Big groups pushing through together (“Are you with the Bulgarian or Romanian group?”) to get up to the spot but no one moving fast or far. After our 90-minute wait we saw the issue: the faithful approach the spot one by one, kneel, pray, kiss the spot, etc., before the next believer comes forward to kneel, pray, kiss, and so on and on. For me, well, it would be crazy to come to Bethlehem and not see the sacred birthplace but I don’t think that’s ever going to happen again. Oh, and just to make things worse the church itself was undergoing a major renovation process so you couldn’t really see anything besides scaffolding and workers.

This section of mosaic floor apparently dates back to the original church built by Helen, mother of Emperor Constantine in the fourth century. In other words, that’s some old mosaic there!

It’s worth noting that there is some debate among historians about the credibility of the claim that Jesus was born here. He is, after all, always called Jesus of Nazareth, not Jesus of Bethlehem. And there is another town of Bethlehem quite near Nazareth that would make more sense. Why would second and third century Christians claim that He was born here? Well, King David of Israel was definitely born in this Bethlehem and it may have been considered good politics to link the Messiah to David this way. Let the debate continue but if they all decide it was in fact the other Bethlehem there’s no way I’m going through that whole ugly mass of tourists again to see the new real birthplace.

Otherwise? It was interesting and eye-opening to hike out of town a ways to see the walls separating the Jewish settlements from the Arabs on the West Bank. Big, ugly walls with fences above to ensure that the native Arabs stay in their place. It’s easy to imagine how frustrating – enraging, really – it must be for locals to be walled off by an occupying force from their own land. I’m sure at some point it becomes the new normal and you learn to live with it, but the walls are an ugly mark on the land.

The wall separating the West Bank from Jewish settlements

With the help of TripAdviser we found some good food, including one restaurant that was classy and cool beyond our fondest hopes. And while scouting out restaurants on our first night I even walked by what seemed like a cool bar that might even be lively. We stopped on our way out to dinner for an OK drink and while it seemed like the place had potential it was kind of dull. Only when we got to Jerusalem did we learn from our gay friend who works at the Consulate there that we’d stumbled into the only barely-but-kind-of gay bar in the West Bank, a place where you can meet other gay people but that is still really discrete. So discrete that even we didn’t notice!

Bethlehem’s one cool, funky bar that turns out to be kind of sort of gay

Two days were plenty in Bethlehem so from here it’s back to Jerusalem. I feel a little guilty experiencing all this when so many people I have known in my life would give anything to visit what for them genuinely is the Holy Land. I assume I’ll get over it.

Wandering the beautiful and winding streets of old Bethlehem

Real markets here, not just tourist places

More market

I’m not really a retail kind of guy so what do I know. But it seems as though if I were trying to market baby clothes I wouldn’t have the babies hanging by their necks.

More ugly wall, a constant reminder of the occupying force on your land

But walls of course do provide an opportunity for artistic expression

A tiny segment of the huge beach in Tel Aviv

After our two-week pass through Italy it was time for some adventure, so off we flew to Israel, a new country for me though Mark had been here in the 1980s. Our first stop was five days in Tel Aviv a city sometimes described as Europe in the Middle East due to its Mediterranean beaches, cafés, and lively culture. My first impression was that that was pretty significantly overstated. In fact, I thought it was markedly seedier than I’d expected. Over a couple days, though, I grew more enamored of the place.

(It’s probably worth noting that I was bound to be comparatively unimpressed with the European nature of Tel Aviv after coming directly from Italy. As I write this while sitting in a hotel on the West Bank it occurs to me that if I went to Tel Aviv from here it would feel very European compared to this!)

One of the first things you notice in Tel Aviv is the architecture. It reminded me of a slightly downscale Miami or LA, but Mark explained to me that the architecture is called Bauhaus, named for a German art school that operated from the end of World War I until the Nazis closed it down in 1933. Many of the Jewish staff emigrated to Tel Aviv where there are today some 4,000 buildings in the simple, direct, modernist Bauhaus style; Tel Aviv is listed as a UNESCO World Heritage Site because of this. The style is not exactly what you would call pretty, but somehow it works as all the buildings we would see along a couple major arteries just fit together.

A couple of the boulevards we would walk along, admiring the architecture and eventually getting to the promised land (i.e., the beach)

The other big thing about Tel Aviv, of course, is the beach. There is nothing like a long Mediterranean beach to keep me happy and Tel Aviv has it in spades. We were lucky in that unseasonably warm weather had extended beach season into the end of October so we got a bit of time in the sun.

There is an amusing part of being on the beach. These are big, public beaches with the municipality renting chairs and umbrellas at wonderfully affordable prices, like $4.50 a day or something. But every so often you hear a recorded announcement over a loudspeaker, first in Hebrew and then in English, that there are no lifeguards on duty, that swimming without a lifeguard is dangerous, and that people must leave the water immediately.

And no one does. A little while later the announcement is repeated and everyone ignores it. Over and over again. What’s that all about?

An old friend of ours works at the U.S. Consulate in Jerusalem. He was up in Tel Aviv one night and invited us to a pre-Halloween party with others from the Embassy where we met this scary woman. Fortunately she turned out to be more nice and fun than scary.

Another thing you notice in Tel Aviv is all the electric mini-vehicles. We’ve started to see what they call “e-bikes”, bicycles with small electric motors that help a rider keep up a pace or go up a hill. Here in Tel Aviv, though, they’re everywhere. And e-scooters and weird e-skate-board-kind-of-things. There are so many more than we’ve ever seen anywhere and they all go measurably faster than I would expect. They totally blur the line between motorized vehicles and self-propelled and bring to my mind all sorts of questions about licensing and safety and sidewalk usage and all that. Just another idiosyncrasy we’ve found.

OK, here’s something not so great we discovered in Tel Aviv: the food is remarkably expensive and really not very good at all. Eventually we found one or two places with decent food, but the prices were insane. Of course, it didn’t help that we’d just come from Italy, where food is amazing and often inexpensive. But wow, the first night we go to a restaurant and the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu (oh, wait, they didn’t print a menu, but the cheapest bottle of wine available) was $70. We just kept running into food that was OK but at prices that you would expect for amazing food. Sad!

What else do you notice in Tel Aviv? Lots of people in uniforms but even people in civilian clothes may be wandering around with submachine guns. I thought I was being discreet when I snapped this picture on the train platform but then saw that he was just staring right at me.

And then there was a day trip up the coast to Haifa, Israel’s third largest city. In part the trip was just because ultimately there wasn’t that much to do in Tel Aviv, but we did want to just see a bit more of Israel and Haifa is the home to the Bahai World Centre, the holiest place for those of the Bahai faith and another UNESCO World Heritage Site.

The view over Haifa from the top of the Bahai World Center

What is Bahai, you ask? It’s a religion founded in the mid-19th century in Iran that today boasts some five million to seven million adherents. It tries to respect and incorporate all the great religions of the world but that, of course, is a profound threat to religious leaders who know the real truth. So the then-Shah had the founder executed and his remains lie in the Bahai World Center.

Our interest was less in having a religious experience – I have this feeling that we’ll have plenty of opportunities in Jerusalem – than in seeing the gardens. They are, simply, the most beautiful and perhaps perfect gardens I’ve ever seen. Just stunning, built on the side of a massive hill, with every blade of grass and flower in perfect form. You couldn’t go lie on the grass, of course, as is my wont, but it was beautiful.

Shots from the perfect garden

And then finally, the great story from the start of our time in Israel. On the way back from Haifa Mark and I were sitting apart as the train was crowded. At one point the seat next to him was empty and a very traditionally dressed Jewish man started to sit down. First, though, he asked Mark “Are you Jewish?” When Mark assured him he was not, the guy smiled kindly, bid Mark a good day, and moved on to somewhere else on the train. Apparently touching Gentiles is prohibited?

This could be a fun 11 days!

Finally, what’s a great city without great public art?

Mark inside just a few of the 10,000 vermilion-hued torii gates of Fushimi Inari-Taisha

Mark inside just a few of the 10,000 vermilion-hued torii gates of Fushimi Inari-Taisha

Kyoto is an amazing city. We were here once before, celebrating after the 2008 election, and were enchanted then with a visit of just a couple days. This time we had five nights – a welcome relief after the series of one-night stops on the bike trip – and we loved pretty much every minute of it.

For over 1,000 years Kyoto was the capital of the Japanese empire; it was only in the mid-19th century with the Meiji Restoration that ended the shogunate and returned power to the emperor that he moved the capital to Tokyo. As a result of that history the city is filled with ancient temples, beautiful shrines, and remarkable gardens and ponds. Of course, much of Japan’s historic legacy was destroyed during the bombings of World War II, and the U.S. military considered Kyoto a prime candidate for one of the atomic bombs it was preparing to drop. Secretary of War Henry Stimson, though, insisted repeatedly that it be taken off the list; ultimately he went to President Truman directly to insist that Kyoto be spared. Why? He said that it was too important culturally and was not a military target. But neither Hiroshima nor Nagasaki were particularly important militarily, either. Instead, historians suspect that Secretary Stimson spared Kyoto for distinctly personal reasons: it was where he had spent his honeymoon while he was Governor of the Philippines. And thus a stunning cultural heritage was preserved.

Beauty everywhere in and around Kyoto

Beauty everywhere in and around Kyoto

Pretty much everywhere you turn around the city you find big temples and green spaces. There are 17 sites in and around the city listed as UNESCO World Heritage Sites, fully one in five of all Japan’s sites. That’s a lot of history and a lot of beauty. Even with four days and five nights, we couldn’t do more than scratch the surface of all Kyoto has to offer. Of course, truth be told, we didn’t need to see all of the UNESCO sites. To Western eyes like ours, at least, they all kind of look the same. I often wonder if Asians traveling in Europe get bored with all the cathedrals, thinking they all just look the same. At any rate, it was a treat seeing some of the temples but we didn’t kill ourselves trying to see them all.

Instead, along with poking around our neighborhood in the northern part of the city, we headed a bit out of town to see some of the further-flung sites. One day we caught a train maybe an hour away to Nara, Japan’s first “permanent” capital. Until the 7th century, on the death of an emperor the new emperor chose a new capital. In 710, though, the emperor decreed that Nara would be Japan’s permanent capital. As the capital quickly developed its own inbred bureaucracy that threatened imperial power, though, after just 75 years the capital was moved to Kyoto where it lasted a lot more than 75 years.

One of Nara's gardens

One of Nara’s gardens

The legacy, though, remains. In pre-Buddhist times, deer were considered messengers of the gods, so there are hundreds of tame deer rambling about the area, looking for handouts from tourists and, well, taking stuff if it’s not offered. More impressive is Todai-ji, a massive temple with a giant Great Buddha. When I say massive, I mean massive: it is claimed to be the largest wooden building in the world. We were inclined to be unimpressed. I mean, who really cares if it’s the biggest or the third biggest or whatever, right? Walking through the gate, though, was a truly “Holy shit!” moment. That was one big building. And the Buddha inside stands (OK, sits…) at some 50 feet tall consisting of well over 400 tons of bronze and nearly 300 pounds of gold. Impressive indeed.

Nara's massive Todai-ji temple. The picture can barely suggest the scale of the building; walking through the gates to this sight was breathtaking.

Nara’s massive Todai-ji temple. The picture can barely suggest the scale of the building; walking through the gates to this sight was breathtaking.

And the Buddha was pretty big, too

And the Buddha was pretty big, too

Then there was the day trip to Kurama and Kibune, this time just a 30-minute train ride north of the city. You take the train to Kurama and hike up to the mountain temple. Then you continue on to the mountain peak (it’s really just a big hill) and down to Kibune, an impossibly cute little town with lots of little inns and ryokans and restaurants and cafés built along a cute mountain stream with its cool rushing waters. The temple itself was, well, kind of like all the other temples, but the hike in the woods – what Lonely Planet calls old-growth Cryptomeria, a cypress tree – was something close to heaven.

The hike from Kurama to Kibune. The signs in Japanese weren't a lot of help but the beautiful trail was easy to follow.

The hike from Kurama to Kibune. The signs in Japanese weren’t a lot of help but the beautiful trail was easy to follow.

The little main street in Kibune was simply beautiful

The little main street in Kibune was simply beautiful

Then there was Fushimi Inari-Taisha, the #1 Kyoto Highlight in Lonely Planet. Simply put, this put the awe into awesome. The site is spread out up a big hill over many acres and consists of some 10,000 torii gates – those classical orange gates that signal the entrance of a Japanese Buddhist site. OK, I call it orange, but apparently it is officially vermillion, a word I had to look up since I only know it as a huge lake in Northern Minnesota. But vermillion it is, a reddish-orange. I was skeptical that there were really 10,000 until we started walking up and up and up … and up. The crowds were heavy near the bottom but as we climbed, and climbed, and climbed the crowds thinned and the sights became more ethereal and the experience more calm and beautiful. I wasn’t sure we’d ever get to the top but we did and then got to walk down, again through all those torii gates. Stunning.

I didn't realize the hike up to Fushimi Inari-Taisha was going to take well over an hour, but it was worth it

I didn’t realize the hike up to Fushimi Inari-Taisha was going to take well over an hour, but it was worth it

And finally, much closer to home, was the Path of Philosophy, a walk along a tiny canal just a mile or so from our hotel. Peaceful, calm, quiet, beautiful … it had everything going for it. Mark & I walked it our first day in Kyoto, then I walked it on my own a day or two later, and then Mark went back up and did it yet again. It was like having a tiny, elegant village right in your back yard.

The Path of Philosophy ran along a little stream, just calm and relaxing (except for all the damned tourists sometimes)

The Path of Philosophy ran along a little stream, just calm and relaxing (except for all the damned tourists sometimes)

So that was Kyoto, for us. Morning runs along the Kamo River, a night tour of the geisha district, some good food, beautiful walks, historic sites. Kyoto really is one of those places in the world you just have to get to know so I suspect we’ll be back in a few years. First, though, we have to get back to Europe for the summer so we’re taking a train up to Tokyo and then a flight to Paris on Thai Airlines via Bangkok. The only tragedy is the prospect of going to Bangkok and not spending a few days!

The Kamo River, running right through the heart of Kyoto. The water was clean and shallow and periodically you'd see kids playing in it. And while there were big modern bridges across the river for traffic at several places there were also these large boulders (some in the shape of turtles) that allowed people to walk/jump from one side to the other without having to go up onto a bridge.

The Kamo River, running right through the heart of Kyoto. The water was clean and shallow and periodically you’d see kids playing in it. And while there were big modern bridges across the river for traffic at several places there were also these large boulders (some in the shape of turtles) that allowed people to walk/jump from one side to the other without having to go up onto a bridge.

Ducks in the Kamo River

Ducks in the Kamo River

Japan - even modern Japan - has limited private spaces in the typically small dwellings. So musicians come out to the parks to practice. This guy seemed to be enjoying himself immensely in his own private world.

Japan – even modern Japan – has limited private spaces in the typically small dwellings. So musicians come out to the parks to practice. This guy seemed to be enjoying himself immensely in his own private world.

Mark on one of hikes. That vermilion color is extremely popular around here.

Mark on one of hikes. That vermilion color is extremely popular around here.

One of the Buddha's top guys protecting him at Todai-ji

One of the Buddha’s top guys protecting him at Todai-ji

And this guy was just outside the temple. I'm not sure what it was supposed to be or to represent but Mark observed that it had a look of one of those paintings of some long-forgotten Roman Catholic Cardinal.

And this guy was just outside the temple. I’m not sure what it was supposed to be or to represent but Mark observed that it had a look of one of those paintings of some long-forgotten Roman Catholic Cardinal.

Random beauty

Random beauty

And speaking of beauty, we had dinner twice with Ethyl (there, I got her name right for a change). This one was a tapas place, along with Natalia and Luba from the bike trip, after a night tour of Gion, Kyoto's primary geisha district.

And speaking of beauty, we had dinner twice with Ethyl (there, I got her name right for a change). This one was a tapas place, along with Natalia and Luba from the bike trip, after a night tour of Gion, Kyoto’s primary geisha district.

And sure enough, while touring the geisha district there comes a real live geisha - fancy kimono, fancier hair, white makeup, and all that - down the street. Japanese emphasize that geishas are NOT prostitutes, but still you're not supposed to take pictures if they're with johns customers to protect their privacy. Sounds suspicious to me.

And sure enough, while touring the geisha district there comes a real live geisha – fancy kimono, fancier hair, white makeup, and all that – down the street. Japanese emphasize that geishas are NOT prostitutes, but still you’re not supposed to take pictures if they’re with johns customers to protect their privacy. Sounds suspicious to me.

I keep coming back to random beauty

I keep coming back to random beauty

And more

And more

Then there were all these pictures from Fushimi Inari-Taisha

Then there were all these pictures from Fushimi Inari-Taisha

Lots of pictures

Lots of pictures

And more

And more

If you like one, you should like lots of them, right?

If you like one, you should like lots of them, right?

One of countless shrines in   Fushimi Inari-Taisha

One of countless shrines in Fushimi Inari-Taisha

OK, the last one, I promise

OK, the last one, I promise

The first lilacs of the season for us. As we're off to Paris from here, we're expecting to see more.

The first lilacs of the season for us. As we’re off to Paris from here, we’re expecting to see more.

Nara has thousands of tame deer walking around. If you weren't giving them food, they weren't too interested in you.

Nara has thousands of tame deer walking around. If you weren’t giving them food, they weren’t too interested in you.

Speaking of food, while you think of Japanese food as sushi and sashimi and other fish dishes, they also have incredible steaks

Speaking of food, while you think of Japanese food as sushi and sashimi and other fish dishes, they also have incredible steaks

And oddly, a nice French restaurant with this Niçoise salad. I say oddly, since of course we're off to Paris from here but we decided to do a little preview of our next stop for dinner one night.

And oddly, a nice French restaurant with this Niçoise salad. I say oddly, since of course we’re off to Paris from here but we decided to do a little preview of our next stop for dinner one night.

And then there were these white strawberries that we saw a couple times in Japan. Strange; never seen anything like them before.

And then there were these white strawberries that we saw a couple times in Japan. Strange; never seen anything like them before.

The kind of thing you see all over Kyoto

The kind of thing you see all over Kyoto

Boston Bear loved Kyoto, too

Boston Bear loved Kyoto, too

We spotted these guys fishing along the Path of Philosophy the day after Boston Bear had gone bar hopping with them

We spotted these guys fishing along the Path of Philosophy the day after Boston Bear had gone bar hopping with them