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 Here we are with our niece Leigh outside the Château d'Amboise

Here we are with our niece Leigh outside the Château d’Amboise

Our second stop in the Loire Valley was Amboise, right on the river. Today it’s a cute, quiet, and quaint town of perhaps 14,000 people but it was once the home of the French royal court, particularly under Francis I. Mary, Queen of Scots, grew up here, as did Charles VIII of France who ruled from 1483 until his death in 1498 (from hitting his head on the lintel of a door here!). And no less than Leonardo da Vinci spent the last few years of his life here, welcomed by Francis I who put the great Renaissance mind up at a manor house just a very short walk from his Château.

We had a lovely and modestly lazy visit here. Actually, for me and Mark it wasn’t particularly lazy at all; we’ve gotten pretty good at taking our tourist stops easy. This was our brief visit with Mark’s sister Jeanne and her family, though, and they’d been pretty aggressive with their time in Paris and Normandy, so for them it was a bit of a break. In all there were three major things to see in Amboise:

1. Clos Lucé was Leonardo da Vinci’s official residence for the last three years of his life, from 1516 to 1519; it is believed that he finished the Mona Lisa here. Today it is a museum with period furniture in a bunch of rooms open for tour and, more interesting for most, a lot of his inventions on display. I have to admit, it wasn’t really for me. Presumably I just don’t have enough of a scientific, mechanical, or engineering bent to appreciate it. It’s really popular, though, and lots of other people love it so my relative boredom probably has more to do with me than with the actual merits of the property itself.

2. Château d’Amboise, just a few hundred yards from Clos Lucé and connected by an underground tunnel, was a favored royal residence during much of the 15th and 16th centuries. I loved touring the Château and found the scale far more comfortable than some of the huge castles we’ve seen. And – this is big – Leonardo da Vinci is buried here in the Chapel of Saint-Hubert. With this visit, Mark has now seen the burial places of all four Ninja Turtles (Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello). How many people can say that??

3. Finally, the Château de Chenonceau is just a few miles up the road from Amboise. Spanning the River Cher (contrary to common belief, the river was not named for the great American chanteuse of the same name) the Château is one of the most famous in the Loire Valley. I love part of the history. When Henry II inherited the crown from Francis I (da Vinci’s patron), he gave the Château to his favorite mistress Diane de Poitiers, a woman 20 years his senior. She laid beautiful gardens and built the part of the building that spans the river but, when Henry died from a wound incurred during a jousting match his widow Catherine de Medici, who’d never really taken to her husband’s mistress, wasted no time in evicting poor Diane. Catherine then laid out her own gardens and to this day there are competing gardens to stroll through. Those crazy Medicis!

Beyond those were the big attractions in Amboise we discovered a fabulous little restaurant, Chez Bruno, directly across from the Château d’Amboise in a touristy area where you just wouldn’t expect great quality. It was good enough, though, that we had lunch there twice and dinner once in our three-night stop. And a great bar/café across the river where we could have Negronis while admiring an evening view of the Château That, and of course the chance to visit with the various El Hindis made it a great stop.

The Château, while sitting having cocktails across the river

The Château, while sitting having cocktails across the river

From here the plan was to return the car in Paris and fly to Ireland for our last 12 days in Europe. Over the last few weeks, though, instead of researching what we wanted to do in Ireland and where we wanted to go, we were having fun with the Germains in Italy. Not until Amboise did we realize that we had no plans, no reservations, nothing for Ireland. We discovered the country was kind of booked up so at the last minute – literally the day before we were supposed to go there – we canceled our flight and decided to stay in France. Our flight back to the States was supposed to go from Dublin to Paris and then on to Minneapolis, so we just canceled the Dublin-Paris leg and will fly directly from Paris.

How’s that for spontaneous? In a perfect world we would have extended our car rental for a few days and driven to Normandy before heading to Paris but in case you haven’t noticed this is not a perfect world. Good, but not perfect. We were unable to talk to anyone who could extend our car rental without first returning it to Charles de Gaulle airport, so instead we just decided to return the damned thing and spend a few days in Paris. How bad could that be?

Leigh, as though she were being held captive in the castle

Leigh, as though she were being held captive in the castle

Here we are with the El Hindis: Mark, Jeanne, me, Leigh, Jamal, and Jamal

Here we are with the El Hindis: Mark, Jeanne, me, Leigh, Jamal, and Jamal

Me & Jeanne

Me & Jeanne

The Château de Chenonceau spanning the River Cher

The Château de Chenonceau spanning the River Cher

Me & Leigh inside a maze in the Château de Chenonceau. It's not quite so difficult when you can see over the hedge….

Me & Leigh inside a maze in the Château de Chenonceau. It’s not quite so difficult when you can see over the hedge….

Mark and Jeanne at the Château d'Amboise

Mark and Jeanne at the Château d’Amboise

The Château d'Amboise on its own

The Château d’Amboise on its own

One more shot of that château reflecting in the Loire

One more shot of that château reflecting in the Loire

And the two traveloholics enjoying Amboise

And the two traveloholics enjoying Amboise

The Château L'Épinay at sunrise. A pretty nice place to settle for a few days

The Château L’Épinay at sunrise. A pretty nice place to settle for a few days

Yup, we went to Saint Georges. From Rome we wanted to go up to the Loire Valley to meet Mark’s sister Jeanne and her family, taking a summer vacation stopping in a few places around France. The way the schedule worked we were going to have a few days on our own before meeting them in Amboise. We were making reservations pretty late, when most nice places were full, so we used the TripAdvisor map function and just poked around in the area till we found something we liked. When I saw a great old château in Saint-Georges-sur-Loire it seemed like a no-brainer. So we flew to Paris (on a Spanish airline called Vueling that had absolutely the least leg room ever seen on a plane until we relocated to exit row seats just before takeoff), rented a car, and headed south.

As an aside we’re amazed by modern cars, where you don’t have to insert a key, where you pair your iPhone and then it just plays your music, where the side mirrors automatically tuck in when you lock the doors, and where they have built-in navigation systems that the rental company asks if you want to pay for and when you decline … it’s just there anyway. Of course, when I realize we haven’t bought a car since 1995 – over 20 years! – I guess it shouldn’t be too surprising that they’ve gotten fancier.

Oh yeah, and there was the lunch break we had on the highway down toward the Loire. The best food you’ve ever had at a rest area. And wine! I was driving and resisted the temptation but from the looks of things a lot of other drivers thought it was pretty normal to enjoy a little wine with lunch. It’s been a long time since we drove on a U.S. Interstate but I have this sneaking suspicion they don’t serve beer and wine at the rest areas.

Once we got to Saint-Georges-sur-Loire we stayed at Château L’Épinay, a beautiful old property dating primarily from the 16th and 18th centuries out on a tiny road a few miles from the small town. It had a lot of land, with a tennis court, swimming pool, rose garden, restaurant, spa and workout room, pond, horses, bikes … you name it. We were way out in the country and it was beautiful.

Dinner at the Château L'Épinay looks like the good life

Dinner at the Château L’Épinay looks like the good life

The food was pretty much exceptional

The food was pretty much exceptional

Of course, way out also means kind of isolated; getting anywhere for meals meant getting in the car and driving, something we hate doing. So we had dinner the first two nights on site, only to realize that the third night was Sunday when pretty much everything else within 20 miles was closed. So we had dinner the third night, too; by now the menu (with the same “specials” from the first two nights) was getting a little old.

What else? At various times we were walking, running, and biking around the area and one of the odd things we observed was that there was a lot more corn and hay around than vineyards. I think of the Loire Valley as home to great wine and while I know you can’t live by wine alone (you need rum and vodka, too…) I was just surprised to see the fields full of corn instead.

A quiet, isolated pond just a mile or so from our château … with no mosquitoes

A quiet, isolated pond just a mile or so from our château … with no mosquitoes

And then at one point I was on a nice walk out along tiny roads – all paved, of course; no matter how small they are it seems that all French lanes are paved – and came to a quiet, remote pond. Lily pads and all that. And while I sat there to read for a while it occurred to me “Hey, there are no mosquitoes here.” I never could figure it out; if there was anywhere mosquitoes should flourish it would be at that still body of water in August, but none at all. And this was far enough out in the country it couldn’t be the result of spraying. One way or another, though, no mosquitoes. Another reason to love the Loire.

Entertainment – besides sitting by the pool or going for walks along the country lanes – consisted of touring the big old Château de Brissac, where the 14th Duke of Brissac still lives with his wife and four kids. The château – once the tallest in all of France and still the tallest in the Loire – has quite a history, having been fought over during the French religious wars of the 16th and 17th centuries. When King Louis XII and his mother, Marie de Medici (widow of King Henry IV, the former Henry of Navarre who converted to Catholicism with the quip that Paris was worth a mass) fought over her role in the realm, they met right here in what was considered neutral territory. They patched things up, but only for a brief period; soon enough Louis tired of his mother’s meddling and banished her.

The Château de Brissac

The Château de Brissac

And Mark in the very room where Marie de Medici and Louis XIII met to try to patch things up

And Mark in the very room where Marie de Medici and Louis XIII met to try to patch things up

And then we’d go into the nearest larger city, Angers, where the people didn’t seem that mad at all. Angers, it turns out, is the capital of Anjou from where the Dukes of Anjou ruled. The Angevins played a central role in English history starting from when Henry II – Count of Anjou, great-grandson of William the Conqueror, and husband of Eleanor of Aquitaine, perhaps the most illustrious of all medieval women – ascended to the throne of England in 1154. He thereby established the House of Plantagenets who were to rule England until 1485.

The seemingly impregnable castle of Anjou

The seemingly impregnable castle of Anjou

And thus ends our first stop in the Loire. Until we got here we’d been considering a long-distance bike trip in 2017 along the Loire. But after a day ride from our château that just wasn’t that pretty, we kind of decided that wasn’t likely to happen. So no big bike trip next year, but we do have a few more days in the Loire when we move west to Amboise.

Getting ready for lunch in the main square of Angers

Getting ready for lunch in the main square of Angers

The doors into the Cathedral of Angers

The doors into the Cathedral of Angers

Another early morning shot of the Château  L'Épinay

Another early morning shot of the Château L’Épinay

One little excursion was lunch in the small town of Montjean, where there were pieces of animal art all over

One little excursion was lunch in the small town of Montjean, where there were pieces of animal art all over

Including this

Including this

In Montjean we climbed to the church where this cool Jesus was hanging

In Montjean we climbed to the church where this cool Jesus was hanging

The Château de Brissac had beautiful grounds for strolling and sitting and reading

The Château de Brissac had beautiful grounds for strolling and sitting and reading

Most of the art in the Château de Brissac was portraits of family members. This portrait, though, was of Veuve Cliquot who gave her name to one of the great champagnes of France. Pictured with her is her great-granddaughter who later became the first woman with a drivers license in all of France!

Most of the art in the Château de Brissac was portraits of family members. This portrait, though, was of Veuve Cliquot who gave her name to one of the great champagnes of France. Pictured with her is her great-granddaughter who later became the first woman with a drivers license in all of France!

File this under strange signs. Now, ostensibly there's nothing wrong with indicating that some water source is not for drinking. This sign was over a urinal though, which definitely makes it strange.

File this under strange signs. Now, ostensibly there’s nothing wrong with indicating that some water source is not for drinking. This sign was over a urinal though, which definitely makes it strange.

The bunch of us - Dan, Charlie, Mark, Jim, Laura, and Elizabeth - in Piazza Navona

The bunch of us – Dan, Charlie, Mark, Jim, Laura, and Elizabeth – in Piazza Navona

Traveling can be full of surprises, one of the reasons I love to travel. Even traveling to places you’ve been lots of times before.

I wasn’t too keen on coming back to Rome, particularly in August. Been there several times, too hot, too many tourists. A lot of old rocks. But how could Dan & Laura come to Italy and not show Elizabeth and Charlie Rome? So from Venice we hopped on a high-speed train for a comfortable ride south. Or at least, it was comfortable for me. I had headphones on and was listening to music while a baby cried and cried in the back of our car. And then apparently some guy got up and started brow beating the mother about getting that kid to be quiet. According to Dan & Laura, who were sitting closer to them, the fight went on and on and on. And I missed the whole thing, blissfully enveloped in music.

Rome, the Eternal City, sometimes changes. This is the Via die Fori Imperiali, a major street that runs between ruins of the Roman Forum and the comparatively newer Imperial Forums. It used to be clogged with traffic but apparently now it's car free. Not only makes it more pleasant but fundamentally changes your perspective on the two-thousand year old ruins on either side of you.

Rome, the Eternal City, sometimes changes. This is the Via die Fori Imperiali, a major street that runs between ruins of the Roman Forum and the comparatively newer Imperial Forums. It used to be clogged with traffic but apparently now it’s car free. Not only makes it more pleasant but fundamentally changes your perspective on the two-thousand year old ruins on either side of you.

To my surprise, I loved Rome. Yes, it was unbearably hot, well up into the 90s every day. And yes, over the years – I first came to Rome in 1975 when I was stationed just a little south in Naples, and this was the fourth time Mark & I have been there in the last 20 years – I’ve seen the Roman Forum and the Colosseum and St. Peter’s too many times.

What I discovered, though, is that after you’re done with the regular tourist haunts there are amazing churches and museums that aren’t remotely crowded. I discovered I love Renaissance Rome perhaps even more than ancient Rome. You can just stumble into some church that you’ve never heard of before and find some Caravaggio or Raphael or Bernini or Filippo Lippi or something that just grabs you. Similarly, some of the lesser-visited museums are extraordinary. So despite myself, I loved Rome, though to be clear August is not ideal.

Last time we were in Rome the Trevi Fountain was blocked off and under renovation. Now it's clean and all but new.

Last time we were in Rome the Trevi Fountain was blocked off and under renovation. Now it’s clean and all but new.

It’s worth noting that we did the usual stuff: we went to the Colosseum, the Roman Forum, St. Peter’s, the Trevi Fountain, and up to the Palatine Hill. Thanks to Laura & Dan’s planning efforts we had tickets to the Sistine Chapel and Vatican Museums. We even had a tour of the Vatican crypt, with St. Peter’s alleged burial site. As interesting as those things are, though, there are only so many times you need to see them. Yeah, definitely a First World problem. So what was it that I found this time that made Rome great?

There were two museums that were really great. The Capitoline Museum isn’t quite off the beaten trail; it’s a pretty standard “must see” destination. Still, it was not at all crowded and had lots of good stuff – great old statues; a beautiful painting gallery with all the Titians, Tintorettos, and Caravaggios you’d expect; a spectacular view of the Roman Forum. And it had one of the best audio guides I’ve ever used. Then there was the National Museum of Rome (Museo Nazionale Romano: Palazzo Massimo alle Terme), all but empty except for a great collection of statues and mosaics. Totally worth the sweat I worked up walking to it in that god-awful heat.

From the Capitoline Museum, Mark and I both loved this old statue of a drunken woman clinging to her wine bottle

From the Capitoline Museum, Mark and I both loved this old statue of a drunken woman clinging to her wine bottle

The lesser-known churches were certainly some of my favorite stops. The Church of Santa Maria del Popolo, built on the spot where Emperor Nero was supposedly buried and where his ghost was still haunting Rome, with two Caravaggios and a Raphael chapel. The Church of San Luigi dei Francesi with three Caravaggios. The Basilica di Santa Maria Maggiore, with 13th century mosaics and a piece of the baby Jesus’s manger; the real one! The Church of Santa Maria Sopra Minerva, built on an old temple to the goddess Minerva, with a statue by Bernini outside, a little-known Michelangelo inside, and the (headless) body of St. Catherine of Siena under the alter; recall that we saw her head in Siena, so now we’ve got the whole picture covered. The Church of the Jesuits (Chiesa del Gesù), where Jesuit-founder Ignatius Loyola lived the last 12 years of his life and where he’s buried in an opulent tomb. The Basilica of St. Peter in Chains with its stunning Moses by Michelangelo and the very chains that held St. Peter in prison. The Basilica of St. Andrew della Valle, with a couple old pope tombs and just general awesomeness.

Caravaggio's "Crucifixion of St. Peter", hanging in the Basilica of Santa Maria del Popolo, is one of many great paintings strewn about churches in Rome

Caravaggio’s “Crucifixion of St. Peter”, hanging in the Basilica of Santa Maria del Popolo, is one of many great paintings strewn about churches in Rome

You get the idea. It seemed as though any church we went into just drew us in and gave us something to gawp at. And we’ve seen a lot of churches over the years!

So we loved Rome. Our hotel was a few rooms in a residential building right smack on Piazza Navona, perhaps the best location we’ve ever had in Rome. The hotel wasn’t perfect – on our first night we got stuck in a brutally hot and airless elevator for 40 minutes or so – but the location was ideal. Then there was the 50-minute wait at a store for a five-minute transaction to add time to our phone SIM cards. It was classically Italian in the confusion, the absence of any idea how long it would take, the staff taking repeated cigarette breaks while there were huge numbers of customers waiting.

A morning view of the Piazza Navona from our hotel room. In a few hours it would be packed with people but in the morning and evening it was beautiful

A morning view of the Piazza Navona from our hotel room. In a few hours it would be packed with people but in the morning and evening it was beautiful

And then there was that perfect moment, when you saw Italians had learned a thing or two about tour groups. At Michelangelo’s statue of Moses, a dazzling work of art intended for the tomb of Pope Julius II, there was a sign that read in Italian, English, and French

It is forbidden to stop in front of the statue of Moses to give explanations to the groups.

We were so impressed; Rome really does change. Everyone should do that, we thought. Until Dan and Laura went there the next day … and said there was a tour guide standing right there with her group blocking everyone else’s view while she droned on and on about the statue. Damn, and they almost got it right.

From Rome we’re off to a week-long “vacation” in the Loire Valley. But first here are more of the reasons I fell in love with Rome all over again.

Yes, we made it to the Colosseum. Brutally hot. But I learned where the name came from. Near the entrance there had been a replica of the great Greek statue, the Colossus of Rhodes. Long after it had fallen into disuse, the site became known as the Colosseum in memory of the now long lost Colossus statue.

Yes, we made it to the Colosseum. Brutally hot. But I learned where the name came from. Near the entrance there had been a replica of the great Greek statue, the Colossus of Rhodes. Long after it had fallen into disuse, the site became known as the Colosseum in memory of the now long lost Colossus statue.

Laura & Elizabeth

Laura & Elizabeth

Oh yeah, there was food in Rome, too

Oh yeah, there was food in Rome, too

Michelangelo's stunning Moses, where tour guides are not supposed to block your view

Michelangelo’s stunning Moses, where tour guides are not supposed to block your view

Michelangelo's "Last Judgment" in the Sistine Chapel. For centuries art critics have been dazzled but Mark thought it was ugly. I think history is going to have to rethink Michelangelo's genius.

Michelangelo’s “Last Judgment” in the Sistine Chapel. For centuries art critics have been dazzled but Mark thought it was ugly. I think history is going to have to rethink Michelangelo’s genius.

A bigger view of the Sistine Chapel. Mark & I went there late in the day and by the time we got here it wasn't quite as empty as this makes it look, but there weren't many people in it.

A bigger view of the Sistine Chapel. Mark & I went there late in the day and by the time we got here it wasn’t quite as empty as this makes it look, but there weren’t many people in it.

The Vatican Museums have a whole bunch of Raphael, including this one showing the world's great philosophers discussing stuff

The Vatican Museums have a whole bunch of Raphael, including this one showing the world’s great philosophers discussing stuff

A random Michelangelo - a very masculine Jesus - in the Church of Santa Maria Sopra Minerva

A random Michelangelo – a very masculine Jesus – in the Church of Santa Maria Sopra Minerva

The Museo Nazionale Romano: Palazzo Massimo alle Terme had an enormous and grand selection of statues, including this classic discus thrower

The Museo Nazionale Romano: Palazzo Massimo alle Terme had an enormous and grand selection of statues, including this classic discus thrower

A closeup

A closeup

An athlete, another original Greek bronze from the Museo Nazionale Romano

An athlete, another original Greek bronze from the Museo Nazionale Romano

Arguably the most ornate sarcophagus I've ever seen. Note that in the middle there is a face that's unfinished. That was left to display the person who ultimately was going to buy and pay for it.

Arguably the most ornate sarcophagus I’ve ever seen. Note that in the middle there is a face that’s unfinished. That was left to display the person who ultimately was going to buy and pay for it.

This is a small part of a fresco taken from the walls of the country home of Livia, Augustus's wife. The fresco covered all four walls of the room.

This is a small part of a fresco taken from the walls of the country home of Livia, Augustus’s wife. The fresco covered all four walls of the room.

And finally, one last piece from the National Museum of Rome. This ivory face has a room of its own in the museum and a great story, to boot. It was found in the 1990s in a barn in Italy. As officials investigated they discovered that it was being hidden there by a cabal of archeologists who sell to secret collectors in violation of all sorts of national laws. This particular group was busted, but apparently sales of this sort of stuff to secret collectors is quite a thing.

And finally, one last piece from the National Museum of Rome. This ivory face has a room of its own in the museum and a great story, to boot. It was found in the 1990s in a barn in Italy. As officials investigated they discovered that it was being hidden there by a cabal of archeologists who sell to secret collectors in violation of all sorts of national laws. This particular group was busted, but apparently sales of this sort of stuff to secret collectors is quite a thing.

The body - minus the head - of St. Catherine of Siena, from the Church of Santa Maria Sopra Minerva

The body – minus the head – of St. Catherine of Siena, from the Church of Santa Maria Sopra Minerva

A wooden Baby Jesus that's supposed to be great at healing. Now, though, a replica, as the original was apparently stolen a few years ago. And there's a little basket next to it where you can leave a message. There are even note cards available that start with "Dear Baby Jesus". Isn't that just precious?

A wooden Baby Jesus that’s supposed to be great at healing. Now, though, a replica, as the original was apparently stolen a few years ago. And there’s a little basket next to it where you can leave a message. There are even note cards available that start with “Dear Baby Jesus”. Isn’t that just precious?

A view of the Roman Forum

A view of the Roman Forum

Part of Jesus' manger!!

Part of Jesus’ manger!!

Statue of Giordano Bruno in the Campo de Fiori just south of the Piazza Navona. Every evening we'd meet here for a drink before dinner and admire his gloomy face. He was a most unusual Dominican Friar, since he didn't believe in the Trinity, the virginity of Mary, the divinity of Christ, or transubstantiation. You know, so he was a heretic. Who was burned at the stake but is now considered a martyr to science. Cool guy.

Statue of Giordano Bruno in the Campo de Fiori just south of the Piazza Navona. Every evening we’d meet here for a drink before dinner and admire his gloomy face. He was a most unusual Dominican Friar, since he didn’t believe in the Trinity, the virginity of Mary, the divinity of Christ, or transubstantiation. You know, so he was a heretic. Who was burned at the stake but is now considered a martyr to science. Cool guy.