South America

Our last day included a stop in what was almost a little ghost town in Chile. Only seven people still live there, but this little doggie sure found a friend!

Our last day included a stop in what was almost a little ghost town in Chile. Only seven people still live there, but this little doggie sure found a friend!

And finally it’s time to leave the Salt Flats and head back to civilization. First, though – because it’s a long way from there to anywhere – we had one more day to cross the border into Chile and spend one more night out in the middle of nowhere.

After four days there’s not a lot more to say about the sights. Llamas. More flamingoes. Mountains. Shipping containers for eating and sleeping. Smooth sailing while driving on the salt flats themselves but then plenty of bumpiness once we were back on gravel roads.

We saw a lot of llamas while traveling through Bolivia. Heck, we even learned how to tell the difference between an llama and an alpaca!

We saw a lot of llamas while traveling through Bolivia. Heck, we even learned how to tell the difference between an llama and an alpaca!

One interesting observation. When we crossed the border back into Chile our driver and crew changed. Bolivia doesn’t like Chilean workers coming over so when we were in Bolivia there was a Bolivian crew (driver, cook, helper) who traveled with us. When we got to the border we said goodbye to them and picked up the Chilean crew – driver and cook – for the last night. We were excited about the new cook, a guy in a real chef’s outfit, suggesting even better food. Alas, it was not to be. Notwithstanding the chef-looking clothes, we liked the ordinary Bolivian woman’s food better. There’s a lesson there somewhere.

One more shipping container to sleep in. (Though from the windows there you can tell this was the dining car; the sleepers had no real windows…)

One more shipping container to sleep in. (Though from the windows there you can tell this was the dining car; the sleepers had no real windows…)

Sunset at our campsite

Sunset at our campsite

Oh, and another strange observation. We’ve traveled back and forth across the Chilean-Bolivian border a few times now, from Bolivia to Chile to Bolivia to Chile and ultimately back to Bolivia. Now Chile is west of Bolivia and in a different time zone, so you’d expect to set your watch back an hour, right? I mean, if it’s 10 AM in Boston, it’s 9 AM in Chicago. For some strange reason though, going from Bolivia to Chile it works the other way. If it’s 10 AM in Bolivia, it’s 11 AM to the west in Chile. Very strange and very confusing.

So that was it. From the Salt Flats we drove across the border into Chile and spent one last night in a shipping container. Our guide Danilo had figured out that we definitely like to hike so he worked some pleasant hikes into our journey and then finally the last day we drove into Iquique, the strange beach town in northern Chile. I say strange just because, well, everything about it seems strange. Of course what we loved most after five days was having Internet access again. My God, how different life is when you can just look at the news or weather or Facebook whenever you want. Civilization again!

After just one night in Iquique we flew to Santa Cruz, Bolivia’s biggest city, before we head on to Paraguay. Our trip through the Salt Flats and all that hiking was fabulous, but it’s also good to be back to normal.

This was the tiny town we stopped in for a break. Danilo told us only seven people live here, five adults and two little girls whom we met.

This was the tiny town we stopped in for a break. Danilo told us only seven people live here, five adults and two little girls whom we met.

Notwithstanding the tiny population, the Chilean government had invested in this unusually attractive central square. It was genuinely nice, though it's hard to imagine the justification of the investment for seven people, when their houses are little more than shacks.

Notwithstanding the tiny population, the Chilean government had invested in this unusually attractive central square. It was genuinely nice, though it’s hard to imagine the justification of the investment for seven people, when their houses are little more than shacks.

More llamas on a hike

More llamas on a hike

We were still surrounded by beautiful snow-capped mountains

We were still surrounded by beautiful snow-capped mountains

One more shot of a gorgeous sunset

One more shot of a gorgeous sunset

And then finally, as we were flying out of Iquique back to Bolivia, we saw this sign while checking in for our flight. We've traveled a lot; I get that you're not supposed to have hatchets or grenades or dynamite on a plane. But what the hell is a guitar doing on this list???

And then finally, as we were flying out of Iquique back to Bolivia, we saw this sign while checking in for our flight. We’ve traveled a lot; I get that you’re not supposed to have hatchets or grenades or dynamite on a plane. But what the hell is a guitar doing on this list???

Wine, cheese, and olives set up at sunset. Nothing not to like about this picture.

Wine, cheese, and olives set up at sunset. Nothing not to like about this picture.

After a couple long days of driving and hiking, driving and eating, driving and then some more hiking, we made it to the Uyuni Salt Flats. Amazing. Simply amazing.

Located in southwestern Bolivia and at 12,000 feet above sea level the Uyuni Salt Flats (Salar de Uyuni as it’s known here) is the world’s largest salt flat, covering nearly 4,100 square miles. To put that in some perspective, that’s nearly 100 times the size of the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah. The salt flats are the result of the drying of prehistoric lakes, the oldest dating from about 40,000 years ago. They left behind a lot of salt, a few meters worth over the entire area. Below that lies nearly half the world’s proven lithium reserves, enough to supply both manic-depressives and our iPhone batteries for years to come.

Mark was practicing some multiple personality behavior, maybe to take advantage of all the lithium below him

Mark was practicing some multiple personality behavior, maybe to take advantage of all the lithium below him

Besides the tourist value and minerals, the salt flats are also a major transportation thoroughfare. After days bouncing along the horrible gravel roads of western Bolivia, driving on the salt was like a fantasy – smooth, flat, straight. It was like my childhood memories of driving on Lake Superior after it had frozen over and been plowed, right down to the vast expanse of white everywhere. It was almost hypnotic – you’re cursing along at maybe 50 miles an hour but you can’t feel the road or really see anything changing as the distances are all so far.

Hiking on an island in the middle of the salt

Hiking on an island in the middle of the salt

We spent two days altogether in or along the Uyuni Salt Flats. First we drove out onto it, stopping occasionally just to admire the unworldly beauty. Our driver let us out maybe a mile from where he was going to set up lunch and said “Just walk.” What an experience. By the time we got there they had lunch set up out in the middle of the immense nothingness. I took our portable speakers from my luggage and we listened to various divas – Aretha, Ella, Whitney, even Lily Allen! – while having a great little lunch. The driver and Danilo, our guide, were pretty amused; they’d never had music out on that vast expanse.

Our time in the area included a couple big hikes on the “islands” that dot the salt flats, with again amazing views of miles and miles of whiteness. Our lodge was on the edge of a tiny town that itself was on the edge of the salt flats. One of the amusing things we noticed about some of these tiny towns is that while everything else in town seems to be falling apart they have beautiful soccer fields. Same case here, an oasis of bright green with perfect lines and nice stands. Apparently they know their priorities.

La Bella Tunupa, with a quinoa field in the foreground.

La Bella Tunupa, with a quinoa field in the foreground.

The next day we hiked around some more, always with great views. We went up and around La Bella Tunupa, a beautiful (thus the name) multi-colored old volcano. Danilo had come to understand that we like to hike so he suggested we head up there and explore options for further hikes. A fair amount of it was just bushwhacking across not always easy terrain, but most of it was pretty great. There was a mystery, though. The hills along the mountain – steep, difficult hills – were lined with old stone walls meandering here and there. Because of the seemingly random curves and swirls, it didn’t appear they were marking property. Danilo didn’t know what they were for and our Bolivian driver didn’t know either. Llama pens? Fire barriers? Property markers? No idea. So after we got down Danilo went into town and asked around. They’re apparently a couple hundred years old – they stand without mortar or anything, just rocks piled on top one another – but no one in town knew what they were for either. Weird and still a mystery.

There's a lot of salt here

There’s a lot of salt here

Then as sunset approached drove back out onto the salt flats for some pre-dinner appetizers and wine to watch the sun go down. Again, an amazing experience with fantastic colors and shadows. And wine! One of my concerns about coming here was just whether it would feel Disney-esque, crowded with tourists and so on. So not the case. It’s big enough and remote enough that you just don’t see or sense anyone else. It’s just you and the salt. And the staff, of course, driving you around and setting up the bar. We know our priorities, too.

At 12,000 feet and with the sun setting it was pretty cold here, just enhancing the sense that that *must* be ice and snow, right?

At 12,000 feet and with the sun setting it was pretty cold here, just enhancing the sense that that *must* be ice and snow, right?

Sunset across the Uyuni Salt Flats

Sunset across the Uyuni Salt Flats

So that was the highlight of the multi-day trek, two days on the Uyuni Salt Flats. One more day, crossing into Chile, before moving on down to Iquique where we finish the journey. More pictures tomorrow, then.

Here we are out in the middle of a vast, flat field of salt

Here we are out in the middle of a vast, flat field of salt

There are a lot of pictures I liked from here

There are a lot of pictures I liked from here

With all these pictures I had to have some fun playing with filters

With all these pictures I had to have some fun playing with filters

If it looks like ice and snow I should be able to make a salt angel, right? Wrong.

If it looks like ice and snow I should be able to make a salt angel, right? Wrong.

Mark took a lot of pictures of me

Mark took a lot of pictures of me

Our guide and driver let us walk the last mile to lunch so they could set up lunch and have it ready for us. Very cool.

Our guide and driver let us walk the last mile to lunch so they could set up lunch and have it ready for us. Very cool.

Our fabulous UE Boom portable speakers making lunch feel very civilized

Our fabulous UE Boom portable speakers making lunch feel very civilized

A nice lunch spread. Mark with our driver and guide.

A nice lunch spread. Mark with our driver and guide.

Lots and lots of not much besides salt

Lots and lots of not much besides salt

The clouds and color made it feel like we were far into the great northland

The clouds and color made it feel like we were far into the great northland

Funny story: I traveled for almost three years without a down coat until I bought this in Cuzco. Since then I've barely taken it off!

Funny story: I traveled for almost three years without a down coat until I bought this in Cuzco. Since then I’ve barely taken it off!

Mark's sunset selfie

Mark’s sunset selfie

And a sunset picture of me

And a sunset picture of me

Our car as we wandered far and wide for the perfect pictures at sunset

Our car as we wandered far and wide for the perfect pictures at sunset

There was hiking too. This is a view of our accommodations as we set out the first morning before we actually got to the Salt Flats.

There was hiking too. This is a view of our accommodations as we set out the first morning before we actually got to the Salt Flats.

A closeup of our cabins in the early morning light. Old, traditional lodgings with little things like running hot water added.

A closeup of our cabins in the early morning light. Old, traditional lodgings with little things like running hot water added.

A nice morning hike

A nice morning hike

There's only so much time you can spend admiring the views from the salt flats. Then you have to start hiking again.

There’s only so much time you can spend admiring the views from the salt flats. Then you have to start hiking again.

View from one of the "islands" we hiked

View from one of the “islands” we hiked

Mark high above the flats

Mark high above the flats

And me taking a break up there

And me taking a break up there

Mark contemplating the meaning of life. You feel pretty insignificant up here.

Mark contemplating the meaning of life. You feel pretty insignificant up here.

A morning hike around this lagoon introduced us to fighting giant coots

A morning hike around this lagoon introduced us to fighting giant coots

On our second day out of San Pedro we continued to work our way north along the southwestern edge of Bolivia. The roads were still rutted and rocky and there was too much driving relative to too little hiking, but the scenery was great, too.

A close-up of the "giant" coots out on their floating nests. Don't mess with 'em!

A close-up of the “giant” coots out on their floating nests. Don’t mess with ’em!

Enroute we happened across a couple rheas, large ostrich-like flightless birds that run around this part of Bolivia. We never got any decent pictures, but they’re a fun bird to watch. And to read about. They’re polygamous, with males courting up to a dozen female birds. Even more interesting, though, is that it’s the males, not the females, who protect the nest, incubate the eggs, and even tend the chicks. And then on one lagoon we hiked around we watched Giant Coots – another bird that, while relatively big is “giant” only in the context of other coots – fighting over territory. Our guide Danilo told how once he absentmindedly got too close to a giant coot nest and the birds went straight at him. Ain’t nature interesting?

At the same time, the human life could be confusing. We went into one tiny little village; just tiny, maybe a few dozen people living there. The Bolivian government had recently invested in building some new housing in this remote, isolated location and you could only wonder what life must be like in such a tiny, remote, isolated location.

The day included another great lunch out in the middle of nowhere. This was on a tiny lagoon with a big rock that bore a striking resemblance to Margaret Thatcher. Weird.

The day included another great lunch out in the middle of nowhere. This was on a tiny lagoon with a big rock that bore a striking resemblance to Margaret Thatcher. Weird.

We’re here in what is supposed to be the end of the rainy season, but the rains failed pretty significantly. One result is that some of the quinoa fields are just devastated. From afar, quinoa fields in this part of Bolivia can be beautiful, big red squares in an otherwise colorless region. Without water, though, there were some really sad-looking plots. You can only imagine the impact it must have on local farmers who are already poor beyond most anything I can imagine.

A very sad quinoa field, devastated by the failure of rainy season rains

A very sad quinoa field, devastated by the failure of rainy season rains

What else was interesting about Day Two? We walked the last mile or two to our lodgings, mostly just because walking is more interesting than bumping along the gravel roads. While we were walking you could hear big thunder rumbling across the landscape. Ultimately there was no rain, but the thunder was impressive.

And speaking of impressive, we went out after dinner that night to view the stars. Danilo had a laser pointer to show us some of the constellations, after which for the first time I could easily identify the Southern Cross, the southern hemisphere’s answer to the Big Dipper and North Star. Orion, Castor & Pollux, Jupiter – we saw them all, along with billions and billions of other stars.

The trip brought us right to the very edge of the Uyuni Salt Flats; tomorrow we cross in for two days. I’ll just add in anticipation that the experience was amazing.

A great little hike around this high plane lagoon

A great little hike around this high plane lagoon

Mark on said hike

Mark on said hike

We even saw a lion on the hike, or at least a striking resemblance to the Ritz-Carlton lion logo

We even saw a lion on the hike, or at least a striking resemblance to the Ritz-Carlton lion logo

During our time in Chile & this area of Bolivia we've seen a bunch of these great green plants that cling to rocks. They take many, many years to grow to this size and are now protected in both countries.

During our time in Chile & this area of Bolivia we’ve seen a bunch of these great green plants that cling to rocks. They take many, many years to grow to this size and are now protected in both countries.

Our guide Danilo taking a break, with a great view across Bolivia

Our guide Danilo taking a break, with a great view across Bolivia

I got pretty high, too

I got pretty high, too

Another little hike took us through some Scotland-esque bogs. Or at least what I'm guessing were Scotland-esque, as I've never actually been there. Oh, and the good news about these hikes? The extra little pressure from my knapsack seems to have completely cured the back & shoulder pain I'd been experiencing ever since Nasca, back in late February. Yay!

Another little hike took us through some Scotland-esque bogs. Or at least what I’m guessing were Scotland-esque, as I’ve never actually been there. Oh, and the good news about these hikes? The extra little pressure from my knapsack seems to have completely cured the back & shoulder pain I’d been experiencing ever since Nasca, back in late February. Yay!

Not all quinoa fields were wiped out by the failure of the rainy season. These sheaths of quinoa had been harvested and were tied up waiting … for something. The colors give you a sense of what a ripe, healthy quinoa field looks like from a distance.

Not all quinoa fields were wiped out by the failure of the rainy season. These sheaths of quinoa had been harvested and were tied up waiting … for something. The colors give you a sense of what a ripe, healthy quinoa field looks like from a distance.

No more shipping containers, for now, at least. Our lodging for Night Two was this old rehabilitated traditional structure made of local rocks with some cactus wood as framing.

No more shipping containers, for now, at least. Our lodging for Night Two was this old rehabilitated traditional structure made of local rocks with some cactus wood as framing.

Our isolated lodging for Night Two

Our isolated lodging for Night Two

Sunset out on the edge of the Uyuni Salt Flats. Later that night we'd get a great tour of the clear southern night sky.

Sunset out on the edge of the Uyuni Salt Flats. Later that night we’d get a great tour of the clear southern night sky.