Here we are at the western end of American Samoa. We had assumed it was the most westerly point in the U.S., but that title belongs up in Alaska. However, while technically that northern extremity is 172 degrees west and American Samoa is only 170 degrees west, the degrees are a lot longer here near the equator than up there near the poles. Thus while this isn't the furthest west you can get in the U.S., it is the furthest you can get from the Prime Meridian that runs through Greenwich, England. So there.

Here we are at the western end of American Samoa. We had assumed it was the most westerly point in the U.S., but that title belongs up in Alaska. However, while technically that northern extremity is 172 degrees west and American Samoa is only 170 degrees west, the degrees are a lot longer here near the equator than up there near the poles. Thus while this isn’t the furthest west you can get in the U.S., it is the furthest you can get from the Prime Meridian that runs through Greenwich, England. So there.

We expect to spend the next six weeks or so in the South Pacific, a part of the world we’ve never been to before, and we’re starting in American Samoa. It’s a short stop – just a day-and-a-half – but then it’s a small place. Consisting of five main islands, American Samoa covers less than 77 square miles. To put that in some context, Washington, D.C., is slightly over 68 square miles. So it’s small, with a population of about 55,000.

How did this tiny group of islands become an American territory? I know that we acquired a bunch of territories as a result of the Spanish-American War in 1898 (e.g., Cuba, Puerto Rico, Guam, the Philippines), so I wondered if that’s where American Samoa came from, too. Nope. The Samoan islands, including American Samoa and today’s independent country of Samoa, were important Pacific refueling stations in the 19th century; the harbor at Pago Pago (pronounced something like pongo pongo and crucial for solving many crossword puzzles) was particularly attractive and used by Germans, French, British, and American ships. The Germans and Americans got into a fight over the islands in 1889 but, before either side could score a victory, a typhoon wiped out both sides’ warships. Ultimately the issues were settled by the 1899 Tripartite Convention, whereby the U.S. acquired the eastern Samoan islands (smaller than the western islands but home to Pago Pago), the Germans took the western islands, and the British got Tonga, parts of the Solomon Islands, and some territory in West Africa. It does not appear the locals had much say in any of that.

If you're wondering just where we were, that blue dot is American Samoa. The dashed line is the International Date Line, so you get a sense of just how close we were to tomorrow.

If you’re wondering just where we were, that blue dot is American Samoa. The dashed line is the International Date Line, so you get a sense of just how close we were to tomorrow.

Today the American footprint here seems relatively limited. They use the U.S. dollar as currency and people are pretty much fluent in both English and Samoan. At the same time it is a self-governing territory with little actual role for U.S. officials. American Samoans can live and work in the U.S., but citizenship is an interesting issue. American Samoans are U.S. nationals, but not necessarily citizens. Confused? It turns out that all U.S. citizens are U.S. nationals, but nationals are not necessarily citizens; people born in American Samoa are not U.S. citizens unless one of their parents was also an American citizen. In other U.S. territories – Guam, Puerto Rico, and the U.S. Virgin Islands – newborns are automatically U.S. citizens; American Samoa is the outlier in this case.

Even so, the system seems to work. One piece of evidence of the relative support Samoans give to their relationship to the U.S. is that American Samoa has the highest rate of military enlistment of any state or territory. Of course, part of that is a function of the relative poverty here compared to the rest of the U.S., but the economy is comparatively strong; per capita GDP is about $13,000 here compared to a bit under $5,500 in neighboring Samoa. Tuna processing is the main industry, with roughly half of private sector workers helping to ensure that American kids never have to go without their tunafish sandwiches.

One thing American Samoa is not, though, is a tourist destination. We’ve probably never been anywhere with less of a tourist infrastructure. We stayed at a reasonably nice hotel on the coast, but it’s the kind of place with no web site or anything like that. Everyone we met there over breakfast was there for work, whether with the VA, the Coast Guard, or whatever. As we went through immigration (it’s part of the U.S., but we needed to show passports to get in) and so on, people seemed genuinely surprised when we said we were just there to visit. So no resort hotels, no fancy restaurants, no great swimming beaches, just a couple days in a tropical island.

Our hotel was modest, but it was right on the coast (actually, pretty much everything in America Samoa is right on the coast). It's a rocky coast with lots of steep cliffs, so there was some great crashing wave action. Made for a pretty glorious place to sit and read and watch the ocean move.

Our hotel was modest, but it was right on the coast (actually, pretty much everything in America Samoa is right on the coast). It’s a rocky coast with lots of steep cliffs, so there was some great crashing wave action. Made for a pretty glorious place to sit and read and watch the ocean move.

Our stay was short in part because of a truly weird phenomenon. A month or two ago, when we decided to come this way, we made reservations both in American Samoa and in Samoa. We would stay in American Samoa for three nights, September 12-14, and then on the 15th go to Samoa. When we went to reserve our flight between the islands, though, we discovered that to get to Samoa on the 15th, we had to leave American Samoa on the 14th. You see, although it’s only a 35-minute flight, and you don’t even cross a time zone, you do cross the International Date Line. So you leave Pago Pago at 10:45 AM on Wednesday, September 14, and arrive in Apia, Samoa, at 11:20 on Thursday, September 15. And since our reservation in Samoa was non-cancelable while the reservation in American Samoa was cancelable, we had to knock one night off our already brief stop there.

That’s too bad, because I would have like a little more time. As I said, it’s a really small place, and over the course of our one full day there we drove from one end of the main island to the other and it seemed kind of interesting. There was, for instance, a church in every tiny little village we drove through. Sad, to me, that the poorer people are the more they seem to spend on churches. And there were some distinctly unique things to observe. Like kids all outside playing volleyball and even cricket, but no soccer that we saw. I thought kids everywhere in the world (except mainland USA) played soccer. And the tombs in front yards. As we drove through these tiny villages, many houses (most?) had big burial plots in front, presumably for dead ancestors. It seems nice to keep them so close, but it occurred to me that such a quirky tradition might have some significant impact on a house’s resale value. (“Um, are they going with you?”) Just driving in American Samoa was interesting; the entire island seems to be posted at 25 miles per hour, except where it’s posted at 20 miles per hour. And people really, really drive that slowly. Weird.

So that was it, one of the more remote and isolated places we’ll ever go to. If you ever go, there was one decent restaurant and our hotel had it’s charms, but don’t expect a lot. A great place to start a South Pacific adventure, though.

Loved the pinks and blues of our little spot on Waikiki beach

Loved the pinks and blues of our little spot on Waikiki beach

Honolulu is the obvious place for a quick stop to break up the long journey from mainland USA to the South Pacific. We had to stop here anyhow, so why not stay a few days, adjust a few time zones, and just hang out on Waikiki beach?

This is our second visit to Honolulu, and I would not say we are huge fans of the city itself. To us it feels like a ‘sanitized’ version of the tropics. The area all around Waikiki is pretty but antiseptic, sort of like a huge outdoor upscale mall. Restaurants are crazy expensive, yet packed to the gills. Fortunately, the hordes of Japanese tourists here eat on the early side, so the restaurants thin out a tad at our preferred dining times.

Since we ran around seeing the obligatory sights last time we were here (Pearl Harbor really is amazing), we now felt obliged to do nothing more than sit on the beach and practice readjusting to tropical life. We have spent very little time as beach bums since we left Greece and Turkey almost a year ago.

And I’ll admit, Waikiki beach is a stunning spot to do that. I love the bright turquoise water, the smooth sand, and the lush green of Diamond Head rising in the background. We stayed at a classic old hotel, the Royal Hawaiian, whose pink walls, pink rugs, and pink striped bathrobes add a bit of magic to this heavenly spot. I’m now pink, too, but we’ll call that a base. Give me another week, and I hope to have a teeny bit of a tan.

Wearing his swimsuit to match the hotel decor, Jim ponders a lunch that takes an unexpected turn

Wearing his swimsuit to match the hotel decor, Jim ponders a lunch that takes an unexpected turn

Our last day featured an unexpected little bit of drama. We like to dine sitting at the bar, especially in the US, where it’s more common. You often learn a few things from the bartender or from your neighbors. The bar at the Royal Hawaiian had lovely views and reasonable food, so we had lunch there every day. On that last day I sat next to a friendly young couple who started up a bit of conversation with us. We were soon surprised by just how much the young woman was slurring her words so early in the afternoon. Not 15 minutes later she was slumped lifelessly on top of the bar and had vomited a bit. It was all her colleague could do to get her to stand up and stumble away. We felt quite bad for them both.

That evening we had dinner at a nice steak place, where we snagged a couple more seats at a small bar. Once again the woman next to me tried to strike up a conversation and was obviously pretty smashed. I mostly sat with my back to her, as she tried to engage the bartenders and got mildly obnoxious, at one point informing us all that she was “richer than God,” which apparently meant she was due better treatment. It was a huge relief when she left after 15 minutes or so, as the bartender grumbled, “Three hours I’ve been babysitting her.”

What’s in the water in Honolulu?

The pool early in the morning before the crowds

The pool early in the morning before the crowds

More pretty pinks and blues

More pretty pinks and blues

The Golden Gate Bridge from Land's End Park after a long walk across San Francisco

The Golden Gate Bridge from Land’s End Park after a long walk across San Francisco

The goal is the South Pacific, but first we’re going to stop for a few days in Hawai’i. And if you were going from Michigan to Hawai’i and had a brother in San Francisco, wouldn’t you stop for a few days to break up the trip? Especially if you had something approaching unlimited time (ignoring for the moment existential thoughts about ultimate mortality)? I thought so.

We stayed downtown at the St. Francis, a classic San Francisco landmark, and spent our two days while Mark’s brother John and his wife Alma were working exploring a couple museums. Our first full day we were going to tour the Museum of Modern Art, recently reopened after a three-year renovation, and after confirming online that it opened at 10:00 AM we headed there after breakfast. To our dismay, the museum was closed on Wednesdays, starting that day, explaining why Google didn’t know it yet.

Mark & Ava outside John's house

Mark & Ava outside John’s house

And Mark with Nico, just home from school. Nico is on the student council and wears a tie on Wednesdays when they meet.

And Mark with Nico, just home from school. Nico is on the student council and wears a tie on Wednesdays when they meet.

Plan B, then, was to head out to the Legion of Honor, a European art museum built in honor of the fallen soldiers of World War I. It was a six-mile walk out there, pretty much across the entire city from east to west, all in new hiking shoes we’d both just bought. Perhaps not be the smartest thing we’ve ever done but it worked out alright. The walk itself wasn’t that interesting, taking us through kind of boring neighborhoods, but when we got close to the museum we were in beautiful Land’s End Park with great views of the Golden Gate Bridge and the entrance to the San Francisco Bay.

Another view from Land's End

Another view from Land’s End

The museum was good, but the modern art museum the next day was spectacular. At $25 each it was the most expensive museum we’ve gone to but it was worth every penny. A huge collection all well presented in a way that you could really learn something about art over the last century. To top it off the museum has a free app available with absolutely great descriptions of probably a couple hundred highlights throughout the seven floors of exhibits. Each entry was interesting, informative, and – crucially – short, rarely exceeding two minutes. There were different people describing the art so it never got too routine. Simply the best museum we’ve been to in our multi-year travels. If you’re ever in San Francisco don’t miss it, even if you think modern art is kind of stupid.

Mark's brother John. Sadly, we had no pictures of Alma even though she's the best looking one of the lot!

Mark’s brother John. Sadly, we had no pictures of Alma even though she’s the best looking one of the lot!

And then we got to spend a little time with John & Alma. One night the four of us went to Al’s Place, what John describes as his new favorite restaurant. We could see why he thinks so highly of it; the food was amazing. Of course, we learned during the meal that it has a Michelin star, so it makes sense it would be somewhere on the “spectacular” spectrum. The next night Alma had an event at Ava’s school, so while she was being a good Mom we went with John, Ava, and Nico to a Wild Sushi, a great little place in their Sunset District neighborhood where we were the only English speakers in our section of the restaurant. That’s always a good sign.

That was the end of our quick trip through the U.S. mainland. From here it’s off to Honolulu for three days – again, largely just to break up the long trip – and then to American Samoa and the South Pacific. We’ve had it with all the ease of hanging out in the States; it’s time for some adventure!

Here we are at Land's End

Here we are at Land’s End

From here on out it’s all art, first from the Legion of Honor, where there was a big Rodin collection to start with.

Now it's all about the art. This was a bust of Victor Hugo, one of Mark's favorite authors, by Rodin.

Now it’s all about the art. This was a bust of Victor Hugo, one of Mark’s favorite authors, by Rodin.

It's been fun to see art from the various places we've been. Here Monet does the entrance to the Grand Canal in Venice.

It’s been fun to see art from the various places we’ve been. Here Monet does the entrance to the Grand Canal in Venice.

Now it’s art from the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art.

Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera came to San Francisco at one point, where she painted this self-portrait. Rivera was a big guy, but notice the difference in the size of their feet!

Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera came to San Francisco at one point, where she painted this self portrait. Rivera was a big guy, but notice the difference in the size of their feet!

Mondrian did this initially in 1935, when Paris was laying railroad tracks and stringing electric wires. Everything was all straight lines and all that, and in the original version there was no color, only the black lines on white. Then he moved to New York, learned to love jazz, and, in 1942 added the blue, red, and yellow boxes, "bringing in a little boogie-woogie," as he put it.

Mondrian did this initially in 1935, when Paris was laying railroad tracks and stringing electric wires. Everything was all straight lines and all that, and in the original version there was no color, only the black lines on white. Then he moved to New York, learned to love jazz, and, in 1942 added the blue, red, and yellow boxes, “bringing in a little boogie-woogie,” as he put it.

And speaking of places we've been, this is Roy Lichtenstein's take on Monet's paintings of the Cathedral in Rouen

And speaking of places we’ve been, this is Roy Lichtenstein’s take on Monet’s paintings of the Cathedral in Rouen

I don't really know anything about this light installation except that I liked it

I don’t really know anything about this light installation except that I liked it

Ellsworth Kelly's "Red Curves" from 1996. Just something about it...

Ellsworth Kelly’s “Red Curves” from 1996. Just something about it…

More Ellsworth Kelly, this one titled "Blue Red", also from 19966

More Ellsworth Kelly, this one titled “Blue Red”, also from 19966

And one last Ellsworth Kelly, who died just last year. Mark took this one, though, so I'm not sure what it's called. Maybe "Mandoria"?

And one last Ellsworth Kelly, who died just last year. Mark took this one, though, so I’m not sure what it’s called. Maybe “Mandoria”?